They both crumble under pressure
They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Because they're always under pressure!
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
Pear pressure.
Ability to work under pressure.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
No pressure
Because they crack under pressure.
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
European!
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
From pier to pier.
Pier pressure
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Humane.
At the ugly parlour.
1%
They think on a whole different dimension.
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
He hibernated in the summer.