10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
They both crumble under pressure
They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Because they're always under pressure!
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
Pear pressure.
Ability to work under pressure.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
No pressure
Because they crack under pressure.
You go on ahead, I'll hang around.
How high you tie it on a tree.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up!
Peer pressure
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
It went back four seconds.
Don't look I'm changing
The Harlem Shake
Because the pee is silent.
A flat fish!
They were too sacrifishal
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
Pier pressure
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter