They both crumble under pressure
They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Because they're always under pressure!
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
Pear pressure.
Ability to work under pressure.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
No pressure
Because they crack under pressure.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
PEEr pressure!
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
A laplander!
The floor
With a hard drive bae.
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
A little bit froggy
Ostrich-sized.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
