10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
They both crumble under pressure
They are both soft and crumble under pressure.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Because they're always under pressure!
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
Pear pressure.
Ability to work under pressure.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
No pressure
Because they crack under pressure.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
Perky.
A receding hareline
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers
Because the label said General Foods.
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
To the Dock
He doesn't pick up after himself.
