Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother