Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Faster than her brother!
The specific ocean.
A knock-knocktopus.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
These are nacho-nachos.
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
No pressure
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Your grandparents.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
