Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.