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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels