Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Heavy!
We can still be brother and sister.
About four.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Gladiator.
To see if blondes have more fun.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
He hibernated in the summer.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
