Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Heavy!
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Because they always miss the joke
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Ability to work under pressure.
No pressure
Occupational hazard.
Spay it don't spray it.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Because the label said General Foods.
They just don't believe in labels.
