Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Previous Random Joke Next
Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

Jokes reposts

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'