Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels