Spray Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.