Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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A marine biologist.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?