Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Puerto Rican Jokes More Puerto Rican Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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1949 Jokes More 1949 Jokes

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.