Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.