Spray Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.