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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*