What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray