What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray