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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.