What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.