What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.