Skunk Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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