What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.