Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
It was stumped.
Because they always leave you stumped!
Pick up a penguin
His waddle bottle.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Sir.
As far away as possible. shameful
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
An ironing board.
