What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!