What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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I'm stumped.

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A frothel

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Because he got cold feet.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.