What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)