Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Holy Man Jokes More Holy Man Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke