Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

Log log log log log log log log log...

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

Groan Jokes More Groan Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.