As far away as possible. shameful
A crow with a machine gun.
A gorilla with a machine gun.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
An ape-ricot sour!
They're ape purists
An ironing board.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Because they always leave you stumped!
What has a foot but no legs?
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)
Shi'a LaBeouf
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Pole Position
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
The Star Spangled Banner!
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.