Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Groan Jokes More Groan Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?