As far away as possible. shameful
A crow with a machine gun.
A gorilla with a machine gun.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
You ask them to hold the door for you.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
They both made habits fashionable.
A golden receiver!
A bah-humbug.
A comic relief.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
What has a foot but no legs?
An Eskimoji
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
Yes++
You convert it to Islam.
They don't believe in higher powers.
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
