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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!