Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that