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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.