Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue