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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!