Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.