How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!