How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Tape velcro to the ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man