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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.