How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.