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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!