Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.