Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.