Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Hasbro Jokes More Hasbro Jokes

How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.