Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.