Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Elmo Jokes More Elmo Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

Bio Jokes More Bio Jokes

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Hasbro Jokes More Hasbro Jokes

How does Hasbro test tickle me Elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.