Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".