Test Jokes

They bio-D-grade.

Cos they're trident tested.

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Not Pregnant

To Test a Mint

I'll take a shot

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Too many cheetahs!!!!

The night before a test.

They didn't know their limits

Get tested for dyslexia.

A cramberry.

In-test teens.

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Because they were for test porpoise only

Two test tickles!

Two test-tickles!

She probably gets royalties

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Because all of the fans left.

Because he was screwing around.

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

In-test teens.

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

It kept crashing on the beach.

That's a missed-steak

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Because he always came in another box.

Test Jokes

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

Why can't animals take tests?

When do the leaves begin to turn?

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What should you do when life gives you melons?

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

How did you do in your tests?

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

What did the drummer get on his test?

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