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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.