What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.