What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.