What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.