She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
For people that don't want anything to drink
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Deciding which to tell people first.
