What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.