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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb