What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb