What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples