What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.