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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!