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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.