Cantaloupe Jokes

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Romeo Jokes More Romeo Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Cantaloupe Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

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Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

Why are melons so lonely?

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't the two melons get married?

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Why doesn't the melon get married?

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Why can't watermelons get married?

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

What do you call a sterile fruit?

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

Why do melons always have church weddings?

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

Why did the melon get married in a church?

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

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