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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.