What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!