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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.