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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!