What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe