What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

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Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe