What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..