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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe