What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Feyonce

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!