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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic