Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.