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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..