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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.