Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee