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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.