Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.