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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.