Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!