Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
He got clucky.
For smoking in bed.
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
It e-loaf-es!
Because the sun is hott.
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because they're cantaloupes.
It doesn't matter.
It's all the same to them
Melon D'OH
Feyonce.
