Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
A token ring.
Fiancee.
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Engage.
Sweet Nothings.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Their middle name.
They have the same middle name!
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
An alter eagle!
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
