Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
A melon
Cantaloupe.
They cantaloupe.
Because they spend years at sea.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Go on a bunnymoon
They coalesce
Your calves.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
