Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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A last name.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.