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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.