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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.