What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.