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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp