What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.