What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!