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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli