What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!