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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli