What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli