What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli