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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.