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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage