Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.