Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.