Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.