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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears