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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.