Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards