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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Godfrey

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Eclipse it.

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Thank you, Karma gain

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Gracias.

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The hell out of there.

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A fly's teeny weenie.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.