How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

None it's a women's job.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

Neither of us can last more than a minute

Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who?

Boiler egg for four minutes!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.