The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
They both slowly remove clogs.
Wham, bam, thank you fam
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
To prove that he was framed!
Swine flu
They are hiring.
A Ronda Rousey fight.
RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)
Aaahhh.
This is non-cents!
