The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Because they can spell it.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.
Kurt and Rod.
The SWAT team
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
The Boston Marathon finish line.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
This is non-cents!
