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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!