How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.