How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Clerk Jokes More Clerk Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!