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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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I did not see that coming.

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Nobody knows yet.

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They're way too into Stalin

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I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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URINE.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)