Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.