Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.