What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...