What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!