What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!