What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients