Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.