What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"