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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.