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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.