What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.