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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.