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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

Happiness Jokes More Happiness Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!