What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.