What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!