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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.