What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.