Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Happy Person Jokes More Happy Person Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Dirty Hand Jokes More Dirty Hand Jokes

Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit