Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a drowning black family?

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.