It can't buy you money.
Absolutely nun
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
Cake Moss and Naomi Candles
Coop-cakes!
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
They always quack the case
It is usually still in the case.
God save the kin.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Undy-terd.
A bilingual chicken