Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.