How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.