How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas