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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)