Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Loudest Noise Jokes More Loudest Noise Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.