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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Loudest Noise Jokes More Loudest Noise Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.