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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Loudest Noise Jokes More Loudest Noise Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!