Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Loudest Noise Jokes More Loudest Noise Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!