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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.