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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!