Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P