Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)