Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)