Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.