Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.