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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!