What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...