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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward