What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

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What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.