When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.