Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Grounds for termination.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Incomplete.
In a honey box.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
A Mugging.
A widow.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Shocked.
A personal space man
Reservation reservation reservations.
It's impossible to put down
