Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.