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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!