What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.