What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!