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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Fiend Jokes More Fiend Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.