What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.