What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.