What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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The Sioux chef

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Over-dressed!

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Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!