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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!