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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.