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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.