What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.