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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an