Copy Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.