What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.