What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.