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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an