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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop