Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.