Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

Hump Jokes More Hump Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Phone Bill Jokes More Phone Bill Jokes

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill