Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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Why are ET's eyes so big?

He got the phone bill

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.