And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
An Or-phone.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
She's trans-parent.
A parent, Lee.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Parents
Roommates
Their parents.
Take the parent out of the water
I said I'm an orphan.
A wharfanage
It is now a parent.
One has parents
If it's black it won't give you any food
Transparence!
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
Because his parents are vegetables.
Transparents
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
To a Bananas foster home.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Your parents would know!
Because they are very touching
A stand up driver.
His parents were in a jam.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Urine trouble.
His PURR-ents
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
The parents move the furniture.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Grandma and grandpa.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
When he's a miner.
His mom got soul custody.
He's an orphan.
Shhhhhh.....it!!
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Because she's trans-parent
Parents.
When their parents won't get them braces.
None. They pay me to do it.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
Apparently
Husband: It's for you and your parents.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
Deady and Mummy.
I love Satan
Two, then one, then none
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Leave it to peave her.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
It's a parent.
A radical mooselamb
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
I said "Congratulations!!!"
Son of a..
Bison.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
He lost his patience
See you next "fall".
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
SELFie
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
