And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
An Or-phone.
She's trans-parent.
A parent, Lee.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Parents
Roommates
Their parents.
Take the parent out of the water
I said I'm an orphan.
A wharfanage
It is now a parent.
One has parents
If it's black it won't give you any food
Transparence!
Because his parents are vegetables.
Transparents
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
To a Bananas foster home.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Your parents would know!
A stand up driver.
His parents were in a jam.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Urine trouble.
His PURR-ents
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
When he's a miner.
His mom got soul custody.
He's an orphan.
Parents.
When their parents won't get them braces.
None. They pay me to do it.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
Apparently
Husband: It's for you and your parents.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Deady and Mummy.
I love Satan
Two, then one, then none
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Leave it to peave her.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
It's a parent.
It was knotty.
Her mom rearranged the living room
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
Binary stars.
Mom and Dad.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
More guns!
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
A fromage fray.
