What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!