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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!