What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.