April Sale - 20% Off

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.