What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.