What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument