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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.