What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.