Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.