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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you?

Your name

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Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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That I will open the door

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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To use the Pokestop.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.