Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.