Very limited fonts.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
A telephono lens.
The newspaper.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Because they can spend years at sea.
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Do not touch.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.